Sunday, September 15, 2013

Hitoshi Matsumoto's movie R100 rated 1-star by the Toronto Star



1: れいおφ ★ 2013/09/10(火) 17:06:09.54 ID:???0
Hitoshi Matsumoto's movie R100 was given a 1-star rating by the Toronto International Film Festival, lowest of all 59 entries. The second lowest got 2 stars.

From the Toronto Star:
"R100 (1 star): Japanese comic turned director Hitoshi Matsumoto explores the nature of desire through the world of kink, told through the eyes of a mild-mannered salesman who joins a club where he can be humiliated by a succession of dominatrixes. Shot through a sepia-tinged lens with flashes of pale pastels added later, it’s a film designed to satirize modern Japan and to shock. (One particular scene will raise hackles.) Occasionally edifying, mostly unsettling. B.D."

http://www.thestar.com/entertainment/tiff/2013/08/27/tiff_2013_34_films_reviewed.html

http://kai-you.net/press/img/R1001.png




6: 名無しさん@恐縮です 2013/09/10(火) 17:07:55.25 ID:Ir+VcZHl0
これ以上恥の上塗りするのやめろよ
Stop putting yourself to shame more than you already have
11: 名無しさん@恐縮です 2013/09/10(火) 17:08:21.20 ID:J38LT6IT0
ワロタw
LOL
12: 名無しさん@恐縮です 2013/09/10(火) 17:08:38.55 ID:/JhRqIR40
じわじわくるwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
This review slowly gets to you wwwwwwwwwww
18: 名無しさん@恐縮です 2013/09/10(火) 17:09:13.81 ID:ZfTQTkuJ0
今年上映される全映画の中でも最低クラスだよ
見てないけど
It's the lowest class of all the movies to be shown this year.
Though I haven't seen it.
22: 名無しさん@恐縮です 2013/09/10(火) 17:09:43.83 ID:9gIvW+sj0
断トツだなwww
By a landslide www
30: 名無しさん@恐縮です 2013/09/10(火) 17:10:37.45 ID:9QGk05/Z0
海外の賞レースに出して箔をつけるつもりが逆効果w
He probably wanted to add gloss to his resume by joining a foreign festival, but it worked against him w
46: 名無しさん@恐縮です 2013/09/10(火) 17:13:11.15 ID:P62mvd5P0
でもまた
「わかる奴にはわかる」
で片付ける
But he'll just wrap this up once again by saying,
"There are still people who understand my vision".
60: 名無しさん@恐縮です 2013/09/10(火) 17:14:23.07 ID:auJkb0i90
海外で評価されてるって方向に持って行きたいのにww
But he just wanted to be known as someone who was recognized overseas ww
78: 名無しさん@恐縮です 2013/09/10(火) 17:16:05.81 ID:G68O9m3I0
トークは神がかり的に面白いのに映画作ると小学校低学年みたいな発想になっちゃうからなあ
To think that he's so funny and godly when he talks, all his ideas become like those of a gradeschooler when he makes a movie
80: 名無しさん@恐縮です 2013/09/10(火) 17:16:26.32 ID:E9iFmZff0
映画の才能はまだ内村の方が上だな
Uchimura still seems to be above him when it comes to movie-making

https://yorimo.yomiuri.co.jp/UserFiles/Image/130821koukan250.jpg
99: 名無しさん@恐縮です 2013/09/10(火) 17:18:04.11 ID:ljCy78830
>>80
内村の映画は正直面白くないけど
誠実だとは感じるw
映画好きなんだなぁって
Honestly, Uchimura's movies are boring, but I do feel the sincerity there. w
You can really tell that he like movies.
87: 名無しさん@恐縮です 2013/09/10(火) 17:17:22.19 ID:Yc+rLlp70
トロントはわかってへん
10月の東京国際映画祭で勝負や!
Toronto can't understand him!
The next round will be at the Tokyo International Film Festival in October!
94: 名無しさん@恐縮です 2013/09/10(火) 17:17:42.16 ID:JUw9Boud0
制作費が50億円って本当なのか
Is it true that production cost him \5 billion?
100: 名無しさん@恐縮です 2013/09/10(火) 17:18:17.31 ID:/JAOiVUi0
期待通りw
As expected w
111: 名無しさん@恐縮です 2013/09/10(火) 17:18:47.49 ID:Nsj7n6Y70
体を鍛え始めておかしくなったな
I feel he's just gone crazy after he started working out.
http://livedoor.blogimg.jp/harablack-geinousokuhou/imgs/b/a/ba4de856.jpg
117: 名無しさん@恐縮です 2013/09/10(火) 17:19:19.13 ID:7mnChI420
>>111
それ以前に若い嫁もらってからだろう
It was even before that, when he got himself a young wife.
119: 名無しさん@恐縮です 2013/09/10(火) 17:19:33.67 ID:w+IWO49m0
ダウンタウンはDVDの売り上げで相当吉本に貢献してるけどな
映画制作ぐらい良いんじゃない。
But Downtown has made major contributions to Yoshimoto thanks to their DVD sales.
I don't mind him making movies.
130: 名無しさん@恐縮です 2013/09/10(火) 17:20:15.63 ID:h2A8EDNP0
やはり基礎的な教養がないとこうなる。もう伸び代がない。ここが限界。
まぁ、今までよく頑張ったよ。お疲れ様。
This is what happens if you don't receive any training. There's no more room for growth, this seems to be his limit.
Well, he's done well up to this point. Thanks for all the hard work.
146: 名無しさん@恐縮です 2013/09/10(火) 17:21:01.03 ID:iQbiRhZEO
松本の映画が出る毎に品川さんの評価が上がっていく
品川さんはいい時期に映画撮ったよな
流石です
Each time Matsumoto comes out with a movie, Shinagawa-san's reputation goes up. 
Shinagawa-san shot his movie at a great time.
Just what you'd expect from him.

http://movies.c.yimg.jp/movies/pict/interview/20090311001/2009031100101.jpg
150: 名無しさん@恐縮です 2013/09/10(火) 17:21:14.71 ID:4twBGhx90
まっつん「天才が評価されるのは死んでから。俺はゴッホの生まれ変わりや」
Mattsun: "Geniuses only receive recognition once they die. I'm the reincarnation of van Gogh".
164: 名無しさん@恐縮です 2013/09/10(火) 17:22:06.24 ID:hV9b1ffo0
テレビでも映画でも競争原理から徹底して守られて甘やかされてるよねw
It seems that he's being shielded from the principles of competition in TV and movies, he seems to be getting preferential treatment w
196: 名無しさん@恐縮です 2013/09/10(火) 17:24:42.73 ID:SX6rq+hu0
浜田が映画作った方が面白いんじゃね
I get the feeling that Hamada would make better movies
http://livedoor.blogimg.jp/mudainodqnment-nizistar/imgs/2/0/206afa8f.jpg
229: 名無しさん@恐縮です 2013/09/10(火) 17:27:07.08 ID:9M68NOLh0
>>196
そんな気がしてきた
That's what I'm starting to think as well
203: 名無しさん@恐縮です 2013/09/10(火) 17:25:14.74 ID:8fOBBhEE0
評価で笑わせてどないすんねん
What are you doing making us laugh through the review written about you
204: 名無しさん@恐縮です 2013/09/10(火) 17:25:22.28 ID:yAd+wdza0
アイディアはあるんだろうけど、
映画という形にするにはやはり映画を勉強しないとな
たけしだって2作目を撮った後に、
「やっぱ映画って難しいな、ちゃんと勉強しないと壊すこともできない」
と思ったらしいし
I'm sure he has ideas, but he needs to study what "movies" are in order for him to turn those ideas into film.
Even Takeshi thought after shooting his 2nd film that
"Movies are really difficult. You can't even ruin it if you don't study it".
241: 名無しさん@恐縮です 2013/09/10(火) 17:28:27.04 ID:gLwtXECK0
たけし
1作目 その男凶暴につき
2作目 3-4X10月
3作目 あの夏一番しずかな海
4作目 ソナチネ

松本
1作目 大日本人
2作目 シンボル
3作目 さや侍
4作目 R100


4作目でもやっぱ完敗なんかな松本映画
Takeshi
1st - Sono otoko kyoubou ni tsuki (Violent Cop)
2nd - 3 tai 4 x Juugatsu (Boiling Point)
3rd - Ano natsu, ichiban shizukana umi (A scene at the sea)
4th - Sonatine

Matsumoto
1st - Dai Nipponjin (Big Man Japan)
2nd - Symbol
3rd - Saya Zamurai
4th - R100
259: 名無しさん@恐縮です 2013/09/10(火) 17:29:36.71 ID:hyqFntYj0
>>241
たけしはやっぱり巨匠なのか
So Takeshi can definitely be regarded as a "great director", huh
278: 名無しさん@恐縮です 2013/09/10(火) 17:30:37.93 ID:mtWS00T50
>>241
その男凶暴につき は当たらなかったけど芸人レベルが作ったとは思えない完成度だったけどなw
Sono otoko kyoubou ni tsuki wasn't a hit, but it was so well-made that you wouldn't think that a comedian did it
274: 名無しさん@恐縮です 2013/09/10(火) 17:30:28.39 ID:51KvqBl70
評論家とは言っても人だから好みも千差万別なわけで
そんな中で最下位をとるって逆に難しいだろw

たしか松本は「日本での評価が不当に低い!海外では賞賛されてるのに!」って言ってたような・・
Critics are still human so the taste varies with each one, and it's actually more difficult to get the lowest score in those conditions.

Didn't Matsumoto say, "My reputation in Japan is unfairly low! To think that I'm lauded overseas!"...
300: 名無しさん@恐縮です 2013/09/10(火) 17:32:29.65 ID:989sU7Ph0


* Movie adaptation coming soon

332: 名無しさん@恐縮です 2013/09/10(火) 17:35:11.65 ID:SX6rq+hu0
シネマ坊主で言いたい放題だったのが全て自分に返ってきたな
All the karma just returned to him after saying all that he wanted on Cinema Bouzu
336: 名無しさん@恐縮です 2013/09/10(火) 17:35:22.06 ID:uvba5wUj0
え?星一つなんて初めて聞いたよ

トロントって甘い評価で有名じゃないの
これ素人は映画の勉強してから来いっていう意味じゃないの?
Eh? It's the first time I've heard of something like a 1 star.
Isn't Toronto popular for being easy on the ratings?
Aren't they trying to say that 'You amateurs should study filmmaking first before competing!' with this?
357: 名無しさん@恐縮です 2013/09/10(火) 17:36:18.54 ID:OjsX+lw00
裸の王様状態で痛々しいな
誰かはっきり言ってやれよ
He's like the emperor in his new clothes, it's getting painful to watch. 
Someone should already tell it to him straight to the point.

http://matsumoto-radio.blog.so-net.ne.jp/_images/blog/_23b/matsumoto-radio/E69DBEE69CACE9AB98~1.JPG
377: 名無しさん@恐縮です 2013/09/10(火) 17:37:31.87 ID:SX6rq+hu0
最低評価なんて聞くと、どれだけ糞映画なのか怖いもの観たさで観たくなってくるな
それが狙いか
When you hear that it got the lowest score, it actually tickles your curiosity and makes you want to see it.
Maybe that was his aim.
386: 名無しさん@恐縮です 2013/09/10(火) 17:37:59.92 ID:35W82nQ10
そもそも松本って映画好きなのか?
その辺から疑問
Does Matsumoto even like movies in the first place?
I think that's the question.
402: 名無しさん@恐縮です 2013/09/10(火) 17:38:52.20 ID:gLwtXECK0
>>386
あんま好きじゃないシネマ坊主で言ってる
シネマ坊主の企画がなかったら映画なんかあんま見ないしとも
He said in Cinema Bouzu that he doesn't like watching movies that much. He probably wouldn't even be watching too much movies if it wasn't for Cinema Bouzu.
416: 名無しさん@恐縮です 2013/09/10(火) 17:39:48.16 ID:1L9u3TiV0
「板尾創路の脱獄王」のほうがずっと面白かった
Itao Itsuji no Datsugokuou was much more interesting

http://livedoor.blogimg.jp/artcommunication/imgs/e/0/e0a1174e.JPG
442: 名無しさん@恐縮です 2013/09/10(火) 17:41:14.11 ID:VB/vwoPa0
この最低評価を開き直って笑いに出来ればいいんだけど
松本のちゃっちいプライドが許さないのがもうねw
ほんと松本終わったな
It would be better for hi though if he could make fun of himself and turn this low review into laughs.
Maybe Matsumoto's pride won't allow him to do it.
Really, Matsumoto's done for.
475: 名無しさん@恐縮です 2013/09/10(火) 17:43:53.92 ID:4twBGhx90
>>442
松本「トロント映画祭で最低評価を得たR100です。」

舞台挨拶でこれが言えたらいいんだけどな。芸人なんだし頼むでまっつん
Matsumoto: "This is R100 which got the lowest reviews at the TIFF."
It would be great if Matsumoto could say something like that. He's a comedian after all, so please!
481: 名無しさん@恐縮です 2013/09/10(火) 17:44:14.67 ID:ZMKQfX2lP
一流の映画監督ってみんな例外なくものすごい量の本読んでるよね
松本って本嫌いで読まないんだよね
だから糞映画しか撮れないんだよ
All first class directors read tons of books without exception.
Matsumoto hates books and doesn't read any, right?
And that's why all he can do are shi++y movies.
643: 名無しさん@恐縮です 2013/09/10(火) 17:56:49.67 ID:3zNeq5gPO
>>481
たけしとの対談で
「やっぱり読書はせな駄目ですね。僕も割と好きなんです。こないだ内田春菊読んですごいと思った」
とか言ってたぞ。
He once said in his conversation with Takeshi,
"I really need to read more books, huh. I actually like reading. I read Jungiku Uchida a while back and thought it was amazing.".
504: 名無しさん@恐縮です 2013/09/10(火) 17:45:54.67 ID:MGzjjirh0
松本信者の俺でも

大日本人→映画館で見る
しんぼる→TSUTAYAでDVDレンタル
さや侍→見てない、見ない
R100→見ない

となったからなw
Even a Matsumoto worshipper like me went:

Dai Nipponjin → Watched at a moviehouse
Symbol → Rented DVD at Tsutaya
Saya Zamurai → Didn't watch, won't watch
R100 → Won't watch
549: 名無しさん@恐縮です 2013/09/10(火) 17:49:55.69 ID:OFnRirlS0
松本人志で笑えない日が来るなんて20年前は想像もできなかったよ…
I never would have imagined 20 years ago that the day would come when Hitoshi Matsumoto won't be able to make me laugh...
585: 名無しさん@恐縮です 2013/09/10(火) 17:52:22.07 ID:pcw2N8IYO
>>549
俺もだよ…でも15年くらい前にはもう終わった人なんだなと思ってたけど
Me too...  But I already thought that he was all washed up 15 years ago.
572: 名無しさん@恐縮です 2013/09/10(火) 17:51:21.94 ID:U9IVaDDy0
どうやらこの後、松本と大森南朋&渡部篤郎がトロント入りするらしい・・・

俳優二人にはきっついな・・・
It seems that Matsumoto will be heading to Toronto with Nao Oomori and Atsuro Watabe...
This must be tough on these 2 actors...
http://www.asahi.com/and_M/interest/theater/images/AUT201305140004.jpg
603: 名無しさん@恐縮です 2013/09/10(火) 17:53:35.37 ID:OFnRirlS0
>>572
大森は出演オファー引き受けるか相当迷ったって言ってたな

でも「ダウンタウン世代だし、あの松本さんから声かけてもらったら引き受けないわけにいかない」となんか可愛そう
I heard that Oomori really pondered if he'd accept this casting offer.
But he's from the Downtown generation, and there was no way he'd refuse an offer from Matsumoto-san. I feel sorry for him.
580: 名無しさん@恐縮です 2013/09/10(火) 17:51:55.08 ID:Qu21Fw8V0
いつまで実験映画作るつもりなんだろ
Until when is he planning on doing these experimental films?
609: 名無しさん@恐縮です 2013/09/10(火) 17:53:54.76 ID:4twBGhx90
>>580
そういうのしか作れないのよ
まずまともなエンタメ作品作ってみろって
This is the only thing he can do.
I want to see him do a proper entertainment flick first.
677: 名無しさん@恐縮です 2013/09/10(火) 18:00:54.11 ID:dpuWuwG40
松本人志語録

「スピルバーグはオレに聞きに来い」
「ダークナイトは1ミリも面白くない」
「マグノリアがわかるという奴は頭が悪い奴」
「タランティーノはただのアホ」
「マトリックスのストーリーがよくわからない」
「JSAのストーリーがよくわからない」
「話がよくわからない映画を作るな」
「テリー・ギリアムは映画を作るな」
「グランプリのダルデンヌ兄弟ってこんなもん?自信がついた」
「アカデミー賞は辞退する」
「ティム・バートンは学生時代イケてた奴に違いない」
「CUBEはオレでも作れる」
「パッチギを面白くないとは言わせない」
「フラガールのしずちゃんは良かった」
「オレが認めるような面白い作品はめったにないという結論が出た」
「大日本人は自己採点で10点。謙遜して9点にする」
「オレはゴッホ。死後評価される」
Hitoshi Matsumoto's quotes:

"Spielberg should be the one asking for my advice."
"The Dark Knight was not good, even for a single millimeter."
"People who understand Magnolia are the dumb people."
"Tarantino is a stupid man."
"I don't really understand the story of The Matrix."
"I don't understand JSA's story."
"Stop making movies where the viewers can't understand the story."
"Terry Gilliam shouldn't be making movies."
"So this is the level of the Dardenne brothers who won the grand prix? This boosted my confidence."
"I'm withdrawing from the Academy Awards."
"There's no doubt that Tim Burton was a cool and sexy dude when he was a student."
"Even I could have made CUBE."
"I won't let anyone say that Pacchigi was boring."
"Shizu-chan was good in Hula Girls."
"I've come to the conclusion that there are almost no good movies that I can accept."
"If I were to rate Dai Nipponjin myself, I'd give it 10 points. But I'd be more humble and just give it 9."
"I am van Gogh. I will be recognized after I die."
695: 名無しさん@恐縮です 2013/09/10(火) 18:02:53.19 ID:0tcZjWiCP
>>677
何このギャグwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

レベル高すぎるwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
What's with these gags wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
The level's too high wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
762: 名無しさん@恐縮です 2013/09/10(火) 18:08:56.06 ID:FalLRKQz0
>>677
>>「オレはゴッホ。死後評価される」

死んだらボロカス言われそうなんですが
特に作品として残ってしまって信者も死んだ後はの映画は
>>"I am van Gogh. I will be recognized after I die."
I feel that he'd be bashed further after he dies.
Especially since his films will remain and after all his believers die, then...
854: 名無しさん@恐縮です 2013/09/10(火) 18:19:27.59 ID:JtG4xXee0
>>677
何でこんなこと言っちゃうんだろうなぁ
I wonder why he'd say stuff like this
963: 名無しさん@恐縮です 2013/09/10(火) 17:50:38.98 ID:T/twd3Q/P
ダウンタウン世代として、ここまで落ちぶれるとなんかせつなくなってくる
As a part of the Downtown generation, it makes me sad seeing him fall down like this.


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